51 Beamtennherrschaft - Year 6006
Probably old internet news by now, but....I found this over at LDopa. It's an hilarious 911 call in which a disgruntled nincompoop attempts to get the police involved when the Burger King she's at won't serve her from the drive-thru window, as it is being cleaned--of course, she never thought to just park her (I'm imagining) gigantor SUV and walk into the restaurant. Some people really seem to have no clue sometimes.
Courtesy of YouTube, you can listen to the exchange here. It'll provide hours of entertainment.
(Thanks to LDopa and The Consumerist for the link to YouTube)